joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

(via twerkinshield)

egberts:

my life is just one big game of “how many people are gonna get this joke”

(via twerkinshield)

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

• “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
• “this smells like my grandma”
• “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
• “this is bullshit i’m going home”

(Source: chickensandwich, via whatsmakingyouhowl)

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

okay wow this was actually exactly what I needed to hear

(via whatsmakingyouhowl)

thecalmwasdeceptive:

survivor-trek:

geekboots:

to meekly go where other people have already been

shy trek

into darkness (but with a night light)

(via food-ismymainfandom)

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

(via bittersweetaubade)